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pocketss:

big egg

nentuaby:

captorations:

i wrote a short taz/homestuck crossover back in 2018, just the IPRE crew running into Earth C, and obviously it’s not up to my current standards but i’m still not sure i’ll ever write a joke funnier than this one

right at the beginning:

and then, lup meeting terezi:

and finally, right at the end, having had a whole year to investigate:

Ok, I Don’t Even Go Here re: Homestuck, but this is a QUALITY crossover joke.

wildhumanhasappeared:

paxamericana:

burning to death because i can’t remember the secret maneuver that’s different from every other car on earth or because i never read the manual or because it’s a rental or because it’s a rideshare or because i’m in the back seat and the driver is incapacitated (due to the fire currently burning us to death) or i’m a child

sandmandaddy69:

housmania:

hey sorry your boyfriend fell into the public library book donation bin. yeah he’s being used to fund vital community programs and support services. yeah beanbag chairs too. if you pay your overdue fines we’ll give him back though

what if werewolves were real but they were all heterosexual

were--ralph:

what if you didnt send me hate mail

psychoticrambling:

songsofwaterandnight:

r4cs0:

no-need-to-apply:

intranet:

orionis-delta:

intranet:

codeine-3:

mwg-drwg:

Y'all really see [REDACTED] and hit that reblog button, huh?

what does this say i just saw [REDACTED] and hit reblog

[REDACTED]

[REDACTED]?

Okay let me spell it out for you…

that’s a terrible explanation! here, this is much clearer.

I hate all of you

They hate to see a [REDACTED]boss winning.

nartothelar:

scandalous!

bonus:

everythingfox:

(via)

lindsaysblue:

beannewpage:

esotericecology:

grantita:

Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

:/ The next time you think it’s okay to be nonbinary, remember the cost. We are killing our planet 😔

Wtf. No, be who you are. This doesn’t define you.

I offer some context